COSMO SEX TIP #8329

arekelly:

Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.

by Frederik Wiedel.

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Shanghai Disney Resort: Artist Render

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thegoddamazon:

wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

• a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
• a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

You can do this girl.

Be as resilient as your vagina.

Shine bright like a ‘gina

 THIS IS THE MOST UPLIFTING POST

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ephemeralvibes:

i’m really tired of freaking out over money and school and stuff and i’m tired of being sad and i’m tired of looking and feeling like a little girl and sometimes i just wish a car would hit me on the way home so i don’t have to deal with anything anymore

This whole Merida deal is just ridic.

People are like “omgggg she’s so skinny and has huge boobs and tons of makeup and looks so sultry come hither bedroom eyes.”

Like…are we even looking at the same picture??

exornali:

Original here

dirkar:

‘youre skinny so youre not allowed to have weight insecurities’ 

If you’re blue and you don’t know where to go why don’t you go where fashion sits?

piinkuhimitsuu:

alexandraerin:

Lol’d